During the New Moon of July 21 & July 22, twenty-eight
folks showed up to eat, drink, talk, and perform unspeakable acts upon
watermelons. Fortunately, the acts were not unprintable. Two main
weapons were employed in the struggle to eliminate watermelons from Lookout
Ranch. The first; The Bow. A conventional weapon, about 60lb pull,
Right-handed. This was a tough pull for the lefties in particular.
Second, Potato guns. Nicholas brought the venerable mistmaker, and we
brought a new contraption, a breech-loader. Not as accurate as a poorly shot bow, but a hell
of a lot funnier. Our cannon was not doing very well on Propane, but Terry
saved the day with some AquaNet. Yes, it's powerful. It had
a pretty good recoil, and we actually sent a potato into orbit...or at least that's what
we're telling everyone.
Extra-special thanks to Scott, our chef, for preparing roast
lamb, roast pork, and the chicken! (mmmmmm, foooood.)
(And yes Dalma, Trademark has completely recovered from the whirlwind
named Emma. She's more than welcome next year, the cutest little girl at
the ranch!)
Mickie and I had a wonderful time, we are glad everyone showed
up!
Archers take your places!
Random
guest photos-
Finally,
while everyone was out and about, having a good time, Peter and Amy were working
hard on a project. So the mystery guest photo:
Mickie and I offer congratulations! Michael's recommendation: If
"it's" a girl, name her Mendocino. I guess that's better than
Lookout. Or Sheep farm. Or Ida. Or you could name her... A.J.!